So one of my roommates has this friend who just sucks. She’s in DC for the summer taking a class, and is currently sitting in our apartment eating dinner. She’s doing that thing that people do where they have “so many papers and so many tests” and are “so stressed out” so instead of just sitting down and banging shit out, they spend their time whining and moaning about how stressed and busy they are. Listen, girl, if you’re “so busy” and “so stressed” by your one paper, get out of my apartment, stop eating my food and go home and write your god damn paper.
Try and convince me to go back to school. I dare you.